WHAT? No Articles this week?

That’s right, no articles. Our editor, Kathy, will be in the hospital for a few days (she's recovering nicely), and we’re dedicating this week’s efforts to New Member Enrollments! We’re beating the bushes, rattling cages, emailing friends…WE WANT NEW MEMBERS!

We spend a great deal of time and effort providing this newsletter for you, so c’mon, gang…pitch in and help us out by encouraging your friends to sign up now! Click here to sign up now! What a nice surprise it will be for Kathy when she returns!

Look, we’re all cat-people, our friends are cat-people, and I’m betting you know someone who would benefit from the information we provide in the Newsletter, so let ‘em know! Tell ‘em to get over here and
get signed up!

We have lots of new things in store for you: New topics, member feedback, contests, quizzes, more pictures of member kitties, the soon-to-be FORUM, discussion groups…why, we even have a new writer coming onboard! (psst... his name is Dan!)

So…do we wish Kathy well in her hospital stay? Of course we do, and the very best way to do that is to tell your friends about the Newsletter, and get them to sign up!

Patient: "Doctor, I have a problem; I feel like I’m a racehorse!"

Doc: "You’ll be fine…take one of these pills every 4 laps."

Patient: "Doctor, please help me! I think I’m invisible!"

Doc: "Who said that?"

Patient: "Doctor, what’s wrong with me? I’m obsessed with painting everything gold!"

Doc: "Hmmm! Well, it seems you have a gilt complex."

Okay, that’s it for this week.

To Kathy, we say: Be well, Kiddo, and know that we’re all rooting for you.

To the rest of you: Get with it, gang…help us reach that 200 membership goal!

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